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playfultyrant) wrote2021-09-21 06:11 am
playfultyrant) wrote2021-09-21 06:11 am
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Leave a Message for the new Lord.
Leave a Message for the new Lord.
Let me make this very clear, 'Lord' Megatron: touch what's mine again, and you'll live only long enough to regret it.
Slipstream is MINE. Not one of YOUR lackeys to push around.
Slipstream is MINE. Not one of YOUR lackeys to push around.
I was so certain she belonged to the Runt.
Still, if you're claiming her, maybe teach her how to act so I wouldn't be pushed to punish someone else's pet soldier.
Still, if you're claiming her, maybe teach her how to act so I wouldn't be pushed to punish someone else's pet soldier.
Maybe you should learn to close your fragging mouth before you make enemies of the entire ship, hm?
Just a 'helpful' suggestion.
Just a 'helpful' suggestion.
I'll keep that in mind. But I never start these fights. I am never the one to raise weapons first.
I am not to blame for the quick tempers of others. I am defending myself.
I am not to blame for the quick tempers of others. I am defending myself.
Oh, I'm sure. Just like how I imagine you put all of your subordinates in line.
I'm no stranger to how you Megatrons work, Antlers. The manipulation is refreshing, but rest assured: it's not something I'll just sit back and let happen.
I'm no stranger to how you Megatrons work, Antlers. The manipulation is refreshing, but rest assured: it's not something I'll just sit back and let happen.
Hi again! Optimus tried to warn me about you, but I think you're alright.
Anyway how do you feel about big purple and blue boats?
Anyway how do you feel about big purple and blue boats?
Optimus getting in my way once more... [ Cough ]
Boats? I think they make for fine vessels and powerful allies. I have Tidal Wave back home who is a boat of sorts.
Boats? I think they make for fine vessels and powerful allies. I have Tidal Wave back home who is a boat of sorts.
Okay good.
Would you like to go on a blind date with one?
His name is Riptide and I've devoted myself unreasonably to finding him a date.
Would you like to go on a blind date with one?
His name is Riptide and I've devoted myself unreasonably to finding him a date.
What a delightful little friend you're being.
I haven't dated in a good few million years though...
I haven't dated in a good few million years though...
What better time to start than now?
Besides, if it doesn't work out, you can still be friends! A friend is a good thing to have.
Besides, if it doesn't work out, you can still be friends! A friend is a good thing to have.
I'm afraid I have a voracious appetite for relationships. I need the right mech to match my taste, I would be afraid I'd only end up hurting the poor boat, Riptide, if I were to meet him.
But on the other hand, [ He's thinking, actually debating on a blind date. ]
one can not become better if they do not step out side and attempt it.
But on the other hand, [ He's thinking, actually debating on a blind date. ]
one can not become better if they do not step out side and attempt it.
[Well, that isn't concerning at all!!!]
Uh, well, if you really want to you can meet Riptide for a date at [Time and place] at Maccadams! Good luck.
Uh, well, if you really want to you can meet Riptide for a date at [Time and place] at Maccadams! Good luck.
[Hey so when things are going bad and stressful, the best thing to do is commit to making questionable friendships, right?]
Hey Antlers.
You wanna hang out sometime?
Hey Antlers.
You wanna hang out sometime?
Tailgate! Little one, I'll gladly hang out with you. Though I will warn you, I've damaged my sight some. Perhaps it would be fine for you to be my seeing-eye friend for a few errands?
[ There's a gentle chuckle. ]
You're free to say no of course. It would be nothing terrible, just some pick-ups of an Energon supply for my room.
[ There's a gentle chuckle. ]
You're free to say no of course. It would be nothing terrible, just some pick-ups of an Energon supply for my room.
Errands? Sure, why not.
Where's your room? I'll be there shortly.
Where's your room? I'll be there shortly.
Oh, you're such a dear, helping me so soon!
[ Antlers gives the location of his room on the first level. ]
You can't miss it, but please don't judge how horrid it is right now. So many fights happened and I haven't had time to clean. Cause you know. Blinded. My sight should return in full force soon and I'll clean it then.
[ Antlers gives the location of his room on the first level. ]
You can't miss it, but please don't judge how horrid it is right now. So many fights happened and I haven't had time to clean. Cause you know. Blinded. My sight should return in full force soon and I'll clean it then.
I'm not worried about stuff like that.
[Aaand Tailgate shows up a few minutes later. He must not have been very far.]
Knock knock!
[He says out loud while knocking on Antler's door.]
[Aaand Tailgate shows up a few minutes later. He must not have been very far.]
Knock knock!
[He says out loud while knocking on Antler's door.]
[ There are some stumbling noises as Megatron makes his way to the door and slides it open. Granted, yes, Antlers got some cover over his optics. ]
Is that my little friend? [ He gets to his knees. Reaching a hand out to touch Tailgate's head. A gentle pat. ]
It is! Sorry is that condecending?
Is that my little friend? [ He gets to his knees. Reaching a hand out to touch Tailgate's head. A gentle pat. ]
It is! Sorry is that condecending?
Yes!
[Said brightly, but Tailgate allows it to happen anyway.]
So don't do that to anyone else my size. You have permission to pat my head whenever you want though.
You look really bad, who beat you up?
[Said brightly, but Tailgate allows it to happen anyway.]
So don't do that to anyone else my size. You have permission to pat my head whenever you want though.
You look really bad, who beat you up?
Ah, I'll remember that then. Only pets for you. [ Nod nod. ]
As for my injuries. The optics damage was from the Runt Megatron. The neck damage is from Riptide. I've been having a rough time. I'm sorry, I don't think I really know how to talk to people as it turns out. I keep making everyone want to have a shot to kill me! [ He laughs. ]
As for my injuries. The optics damage was from the Runt Megatron. The neck damage is from Riptide. I've been having a rough time. I'm sorry, I don't think I really know how to talk to people as it turns out. I keep making everyone want to have a shot to kill me! [ He laughs. ]
Wow, you've been through the ringer.
[Though clearly Tailgate is not upset by the amount of abuse Antlers has gone though. He feels like if Riptide is beating up Antlers, than he probably deserves it.]
Don't worry, as long as you don't try to hurt me or my loved ones, I won't have any reason to hurt you either!
[With that charming thought, Tailgate reaches up and takes Megatron by the hand, and starts to gently lead him down the hallway.]
[Though clearly Tailgate is not upset by the amount of abuse Antlers has gone though. He feels like if Riptide is beating up Antlers, than he probably deserves it.]
Don't worry, as long as you don't try to hurt me or my loved ones, I won't have any reason to hurt you either!
[With that charming thought, Tailgate reaches up and takes Megatron by the hand, and starts to gently lead him down the hallway.]
Of course, I wouldn't want to make an enemy out of you. [ He grips his hand carefully to Tailgate's. Then loosens as he's bent over letting Tailgate lead him around. ]
You are much more dangerous than your cute appearance leads one to believe. I admire that. The power to protect everything you love. [ He smiles to himself. ]
I'm a little jealous.
You are much more dangerous than your cute appearance leads one to believe. I admire that. The power to protect everything you love. [ He smiles to himself. ]
I'm a little jealous.
I'd say that I'm very dangerous because I'm so cute.
[Tailgate declares, allowing Megatron to slide out of his grip a little bit.]
So, like, why are you the way you are? You act like you've never had a normal social interaction in your life.
You're lucky that I specialize in those kind of friendships.
[Tailgate declares, allowing Megatron to slide out of his grip a little bit.]
So, like, why are you the way you are? You act like you've never had a normal social interaction in your life.
You're lucky that I specialize in those kind of friendships.
Indeed...
[ Megatron seems to tense a little with the hand letting him go, though he calms down. Simply listening for Tailgate's footsteps. ]
I don't think I have... I was built to be perfect and then no one told me what that meant. I had to trial and error that all my life.
[ Maybe its all those talks with Ratty, but... Antlers actually feel like he can admit this to another friend. ]
[ Megatron seems to tense a little with the hand letting him go, though he calms down. Simply listening for Tailgate's footsteps. ]
I don't think I have... I was built to be perfect and then no one told me what that meant. I had to trial and error that all my life.
[ Maybe its all those talks with Ratty, but... Antlers actually feel like he can admit this to another friend. ]
[Tailgate makes sure to reach up and grab him again. He wasn't sure if Antlers wanted to keep holding on or not, seeing as he has him almost bent in two.]
"Built to be perfect?" What does that mean?
[That's such a puzzling concept to Tailgate. No one is perfect, after all, not even Tailgate's beautiful and handsome love of his life Cyclonus.]
"Built to be perfect?" What does that mean?
[That's such a puzzling concept to Tailgate. No one is perfect, after all, not even Tailgate's beautiful and handsome love of his life Cyclonus.]
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