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Re: video

[playfultyrant]

Tsk, tsk. It's rude to tell of others' kissing exploits.

But you're wrong, I have kissed my Optimus. My what a little Bambi he was. Startled like a young deer. It was a magical moment.

[ He can't be too angry, the poor little seeker doesn't understand the connection he has to his Optimus. ]

Try again, dear. I know you can find something about your Megatron that's better.

Re: video

[seekermiddlemanagement]

[Why does Slipstream feel so slimy all of a sudden? Is it the drugs?]

Gross.

You made that sound so unappealing in every way possible.

I'm going to go pass out on the floor, you do you.

[Goodbye, geez.]

Re: video

[playfultyrant]

Come now, you surely must have someone you want to possess or be possessed by. Clearly, you want to be your Megatron's pet bird. All Megatrons want their very own Optimus to cherish and destroy.

These are things we all want deep down.

But good bye, little bird. Sleep well.